Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Well I discovered religion this morning, I am now pretty sure that I'm a devout Flying Spaghetti Monsterist (Pastafarian). Started by Bobby Henderson in an open letter to the State of Kansas education department regarding their vow to teach Intelligent Design alongside The Theory of Evolution; Bobby insists that Kansas also teach that the Earth was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Read the letter here
Some of the things that make Flying Spaghetti Monsterism so attractive is the belief that the increase in Global Warming is directly related to the decrease in pirates since the 1800's and that you must dress as a pirate when teaching the religion.
Also the three major benefits of the religion make sense:
* Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
* Religious holiday every Friday.
* Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
So, I hope there are a number of you out there who are touched by his noodly appendage and join us.
Read more here.
And here.
Read the letter here
Some of the things that make Flying Spaghetti Monsterism so attractive is the belief that the increase in Global Warming is directly related to the decrease in pirates since the 1800's and that you must dress as a pirate when teaching the religion.
Also the three major benefits of the religion make sense:
* Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
* Religious holiday every Friday.
* Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
So, I hope there are a number of you out there who are touched by his noodly appendage and join us.
Read more here.
And here.
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